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Gotta Have Faith
We used to consider ourselves spiritual. Until we found out the term had nothing to do with consuming alcoholic spirits. Or believing in ghosts. But we have the utmost respect for people with faith in...
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Lyte Up Your Life
Water = Hydration. Should be simple enough, but there are many times when water alone isn’t up to the task to really get your body what it needs. Like after drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Or...
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Sweet, Sweet Buzz
Winter. It’s coming. Promise. And with it, Hot Cocoa Season! Also, the uncontrollable desire to stay in bed huddled under a down comforter while the snow drifts slowly downward and the hum of the...
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No Drag, No Race
In a world where our DVR is maxed out, our Netflix queue is busting at the seams and the legal team at Hulu Plus has sent us a cease-and-stop-favoriting letter, we’ve come to terms that there aren’t...
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Hair Apparent?
We’ve all been there: Working away quietly in our cubicle when the HR Director jumps on the intercom and announces an impromptu Wet Tighty Whities competition in the lobby. Sure, we always keep a...
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Look Ma, No Hands!
Get ready online daters and hooker-uppers. The selfie is about to change forever. No longer will you be forced to shoot photos in the spotty mirrors of health club locker rooms or in full-length...
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A Roll In The Hay
Naked men in our bed: Nothing new. Naked men playing cornhole, squirting milk from the teets of cows onto other men, lassoing each other in the company of two really frightened sheep? Yeah, still...
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Worth Screwing
Despite the limpness of our wrists and the lightness in our loafers, we’re actually quite handy around the house. Ask anyone. We’ve never met an IKEA living room that we couldn’t assemble like we had...
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Same-Sex & The City
PBS gets a bad rap for being boring, stuffy and filled with puppets. But anyone who’s obsessed with Downton Abbey knows that PBS often gets some of the most intriguing television shows ever produced....
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Overnight Facelift
Who knew that something sticky on our face could have so many benefits, but it’s true. Earlier this month, we discovered a great new sunscreen from Frownies that prompted us to delve deeper into their...
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Watch Your Elbows
If you’re like us, you’ll be among millions of Americans flying somewhere this weekend. And if you’re really like us, you’ll have a major case of beverage cart envy on your flight. We’ve always had an...
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That’s Just Wrong
Who hasn’t wanted to bang their friend’s mom? OK, that’s us raising our hand, frantically waving it back and forth. Moms, never. Dads, sure, we’ve had some DILFs in our crosshairs, but never acted on...
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Beauty On Board
If you ever come over to our house, use caution when opening up the cabinets in our bathroom. Because we buy all of our grooming products in gallon-size drums, one false move could send you running...
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The Door To Your Soul
We once had a nightmare where our appliances could talk. Our Keurig was spewing hate speech, the blender was screaming in pain and our bread maker was crying about why it never gets used. But what...
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Sudsy Three-Way
The last time we had a three-way in the shower, it was before we replaced the original lightbulb with a fluorescent. And that was four years ago. But we finally broke our dry spell and had another...
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Keep Your Friends Cloze
Ain’t nobody got time for this. Twitter. Facebook. Gmail. LinkedIn. iCloud. AOL Mail (seriously, old-timers?). It’s bad enough we have so many different platforms to track, but we’ve also got...
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SCND CHNC MDNA
Joined Icon, the Madonna fan club for priority access to purchase tickets for her concert? Check. Spent hundreds of dollars for a good-but-not-great seat? Check. Booked a hotel nearby to make a night...
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Sweet Sixteen
We were so excited to attend Fashion Week this year! Full disclosure, that’s the name of the clearance sale at our local thrift store, but we scored some really hot duds and we couldn’t be more...
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Keep Summer Alive
We’re more than a week past Labor Day and we’re still dreading the impending fall and winter. Some gays love to layer their clothing, accessorize with fancy scarves and lie naked on bearskin rugs...
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Ruff Break
You just broke up with your boyfriend. But there’s still another bitch to deal with. And likely, her name is Dorothy. Or Duchess. Perhaps Gwyneth. Yes, too often it’s the pets who suffer most when a...
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